User:Huy Pham

Huy Pham


The Huy Pham Experiment is a real life experiment involving, Huy Pham, a Vietnamese Australian. He will be constantly monitored by his workmates. This page will detail results found under laboratory conditions, hopefully providing a greater understanding of the cyclic phase phenomenon.

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Biography
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Under early influences we need that guitarist he went to see

Current Dwelling
Huy has lived in several types of accommodation within Greater London. These all seem to have a similar drift (or set of desirable requirements) as noted below

- reasonably large ratio of cost:living area (currently based around £600 month:4m2)

- safe neighbourhood. Less hoodies the better

- areas known not to house terrorist factions

- good transport system for accessing social events and other phased activities

- sensible location for television in bedroom

- floor area available for daily exercises (sit ups for improving 6 pack)

The following picture is an example of the sort of dwelling suitable for Huy and his dwelling habits.

How the Experiment Began
Lads It has been brought to my attention and I’m sure you’ll all get this straight away but doesn’t Huy go through different phases and hobbies at an outstanding rate / turnover. Also I don’t know if anyone else has notice this but Huy doesn’t seem to follow through, complete or remain committed to his new phase that he’d been waffling onto to us about which is typically between 1-3 weeks. Instead he’ll either move onto the next phase or hobby because he is unable to follow through / complete a task/hobby/interest for whatever reason (all fully justified of course) or because something else comes along and manages to take he’s interest away from what he was doing previously. I think we should create a list (a bit like Huy’s top 100 dvd / film list) and present it to him next time he starts telling about what he’s going to do next.

Experiments
During a year long time period during which Pham will typically spend between 1 - 3 weeks waffling on about his current fad without ever staying fully comitted to the cause before finding another 'phase' that manages to capture his interest more than the last, he emabrked in no less than 13 phases which include; and......
 * 6-Pack
 * DJ'ing
 * Supporting Liverpool
 * Film Buff Phase, see also top 100DVD's
 * Buying a scooter
 * Photography
 * Excelling in Fantasy Football
 * Throwing a House Party
 * Poker Night
 * Cooking
 * Boycotting Canteen
 * Buying an Expensive Watch
 * Joining a gym
 * Working through Lunch
 * Doing some work
 * Jogging
 * Preparing Hot Food for Work
 * Playing the Guitar
 * Providing Job codes for other members of staff for annual leave
 * Low-Carb Diet

Low-Carb Diet
Before arriving in England, Pham, 31, was festively plump, stood 4 feet 2 inches (130cm) tall with a body weight of 176.3 lb (80kg), after 30 days, he gained ??? lb (?? kg), a ??% body fat increase and his BMI rose from 48.93 (very obese) to ??.? (even more very obese, see Jon Elder for live example). He also experienced mood swings, liver damage and sexual dysfunction (which he cited as the reason for breakdown of his first relationship with Michelle.

DJ'ing
DJing (so short lived that only a few people know about it)

Doing some work
The one that everyone seems to have missed would be Huy actually doing some work This occurred when he was handed the equivalent of 20 packages (according to Jon) all at once for the project he was managing in the middle of the summer. To jog memory this would have been around about the time of the famous ‘isolation booth’ which coincided with Jon catching Huy outside on his mobile phone everyday whilst sneaking of for a sneaky natural himself. And the resulting "working his cotton socks off" incident. This phase lasted about 3 weeks like all the others.

Cooking
Yeah Andy I’ve heard Huy is a dab hand in the kitchen as well I recall the time he was informing us how he spends 48hrs preparing an authentic Vietnamese meals for his lady friends; shame he can’t knock up a bit of pasta before he comes to work – no hold on there’s too many carbs in pasta.

Hi Guys, I just remembered another one…… Huy previously mentioned how poor the canteen food was and will be bring in his own cook food* once he gets a food container to keep the meals nice & hot !!! Anyway he searched the net (far & wide) for a hot food container and bought one….. Its now discarded under his table as “its not quite as good as he hoped”
 * Huy is a dab hand in the kitchen I been informed…….By Huy :-)

Excelling in Fantasy Football
Lasted 10 minutes of the premiership campaign, officialy 7 mintues longer than Andy "The Swagger" Harrison

Findings
Huy Pham cannot be taken seriously!

FINDINGS FOR 2013 - Huy Pham is now in a relationship with Shankar Mistry

2014 Update: Relationship with Shankar Mistry is still going strong. Talk of marriage is a possibility to confirm their commitment to each other.