User:I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle

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My username is "I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle". This rhyming phrase is used as a pun joke, and I am NOT, in any way whatsoever, soliciting oral sex (or anything else) in exchange for money. If you don't like my username, please realize that not everything that offends some people is automatically against the rules. This is a username and user page, not an article, so consensus does not apply. If you don't like it, ignore it or move to China, where free speech doesn't exist.

==Politics and Religion= When editing articles, I will do my best to maintain a neutral presentation of any political, religious, or otherwise controversial topics. If and when I believe that I would be unable to do so in a specific case, I would defer the needed edits to someone else. However, since this is my page and not an article, I can state some opinions here. I am opposed to the idea that saving the puppies is more important than the unwanted unborn children who are being murdered regularly. As a conservative Christian, I am disgusted at the cases such as the bakery who lost their business license and faced civil charges because they refused, for moral and religious reasons, to customize a wedding cake with decorations depicting a lesbiam couple. Also, I almost laugh when people talk about how much safer they think the world would be if guns were illegal. Anyone with a brain would see the result of the government banning something which some people want (drugs), and people making, selling, and buying them illegally. The ONLY significant effect on safety if guns were illegal would be that only those willing to commit crimes will get them illegally, whille law-abiding citizens follow the law and have no means of self defense. Also, I believe that one of the best comedy shows ever is the liberal media, collectively, as Obama tries to explain that there is nothing wrong with his policies.