User:I'm a large waffle

On the 1st of May 2015, Mr Bob Baker was cleaning his waffle iron when suddenly he slipped upon a handful of sub-atomic particles Mrs Baker had left on the floor, during her annual proton race. Mr Baker fell into the iron and instantly became a waffle. He changed his name to, "I'm a large waffle" and married Mrs Pancake, whom he had been a close friend of for many years. I'm a large waffle began an editing career that day, and is now editing for the Guardian newspaper in the home-baking section.