User:I've Got Socks

I've got socks Lots of socks More than just a box of socks; Stocks of socks Blocks of socks Tending to my flocks of socks Planes and trucks and trains of socks, Running off the tracks with socks!!

My socks stand stacked up on the docks Everyone gawks upon my socks But woe be he who knocks my socks Or, dread and horror, mocks my socks My socks for jocks And socks for hawks And socks for every footy fox And socks for people punching clocks And socks with locks and locks and locks* (My Indian name is "talks with socks")

Some folks have got rocks in their socks; Me, I've got socks in my rocks!! And that, well that just rocks my socks (I travel far, yet have no car, and socks are great for he who walks)!!
 * You stole this poem from Pandeism and didn't give him credit :( Here is a poem I wrote for you: You are a poem stealer.

*And, no, I have no socks with lox....