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I ate my child last year. He was a good boy, when i was five i always had a dream to dunk my head in a toilet and sing the entire song of never gonna give you up while my think bucket is submerged. That dream never came true, but there is still time. Today it will happen, i will have to plan it. Everytime i tried i would get caught so im going to an insane asylum to do it, then nobody will be like "what is he doing" or "ew wtf" then i will start sharting out red, liquid diharea in their faces to show that im the pack leade, after i will enter a random persons house and eat their dog while watching a very wierd show on tv. I feel like my life is falling apart, im loosing my mind. bye bye.

part 2:Im going to the place now it is a bit scary, when i was like not even born i would dance around and scream at the top of my lungs, bye.