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i6_quadcore
An i6_quadcore is an elusive device capable of rendering its user incapable to eat cake for the rest of their life, although the existence (and much less the functionality) of the i6_quadcore is debated as no solid evidence has been found. However, the sceptics remain fiercely dependent on said device's "magical" and "amazing" function.

The sceptics happen to be very right in regards to the situation. i6_quadcore is everywhere. It does, however, remain a fact that i6_quadcore is merely hard to spot for its speed and ability to hide from predation and attack. A method for capturing i6_quadcore involves a large cake, a sacrifice (preferably a kiwi fruit), and a meat cleaver. First, thinly slice the sacrifice into slices, each with a consistent width of 1 mm. Then, use the meat cleaver to create a 2 cm deep star in the middle of the cake. Finally, arrange the sacrifice slices so that they are covering the outline of the star. If left alone overnight, it is possible that you will find an i6_quadcore resting in the centre of the cake by morning.