User:IAmMe2

Hello. In this segment of the new show being broadcast on NBC titles "What is that doing there?!" we will discuss a famous yet underrated actor who goes by 'IAmMe2' (₡₭฿-৳₥₰). We will refer to him as 'Me' for short. Now most of you must be thinking by this point, "Hey! whos this IAmMe2 everybodies talking about?? And why is there a fruit cake in my bathtub?" Well to settle all your restless and most likely porn addicted minds, IAmMe2 'Me' is an actor who has unrecognizably starred in many films such as "The Matchbox Theft" and "The Pantybandits" and everyones favorite "My Little Cat 'Pew Pew'". After many years of fame and fortune and well who can deny it, a lot of pootytang, 'Me' fell. And he fell hard. Countless months of robbing bread sticks from Olive Garden and playing the fittle on streets for money piled up. 'Me' couldn't take the depression any longer and thought of a master plan to get himself back in showbusiness! 'Me' sped down the road to the nearest karoke bar. Regretibly he was in a violent and most likely slow and painful car accident which led to a 15 year coma before having the plug pulled by his 7 year old nephew, Remirez.