User:IAmNotAClock

My name is Peter. I live in the Uk. I spend far too much time on the computer 😂 I can't really help it tbh.

My favourite musician is Bull of Heaven. If you like ambient music and post-rock, they are amazing. My favourite song is "A Lovely Pear" by Bull of Heaven.

It's pronounced /gɪf/

The Dress is blue and gold (yeah seriously)

The chicken came before the egg.

Sandwiches should be cut sideways.

Cereal is soup.

Toilet paper goes over.

Coca-Cola is better that Pepsi.

Pineapple on pizza is not good.

Star Wars is better than Star Trek.

Hot dogs are not a sandwich.

We are most definitely not living in a simulation, you idiots.

If anyone disagrees with me on any of these keep in mind that I do know 100 tactical ways to kill you.