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Adolf Hitler was an Arabian monk who liked to eat raw turtles and moldy pomegranate. He had 47 wives, one of which being his own sister. His father, Mike Wazowski Hitler, often enjoyed punching Adolf in the nuts so hard they turned blue. Adolf would later change his name to Kim Kardashian, he also applied for a gender change which made him look like a female. He later got more implants to look more "human".