User:IJoey

Hello. I'm iJoey. I have 4 e-mail accounts. --IJoey (talk) 02:23, 21 March 2009 (UTC)iJoey Check my User Page daily for updates. My YouTube channel is joey256yay

Me
I'm a great language learner and I correct people alot. That's why people say I'm annoying. I'm a boy. My favourite colours are dark, glossy shades of blue. To be more specific, shades of blue in between a glossy blue, and a shiny navy blue. I use Mozilla Firefox for the Internet now. If you decide to download it, I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

What I Like
Girls, guys (not the "love" meaning of like), computers, Firefox 3, Thunderbird 2, iPhones, and Mac laptops. And camels. Llamas. Lizards

Wikitable of What iJoey likes "wut!l!ke"

What Makes Me Laugh
Watching my cousin make fun of stuff makes me laugh. Farts, someone hitting themselves in the penis, this all is my sense of humor.

A story I once wrote
I LOST MY PAPER

I lost my paper. Ha. Haha. Hallelujah i'm laughing.

Another story I once wrote
NOTHING

Nothing.

Lizards
Did u know that i like lizards cuz i like lizards and i like lizards especially the ones that grew in Venezuela in the year of 2010 when people believe that President George Washington wuz a great tree cutter and sometimes got so sweaty that he had to take a shower to wash his dry scalp with conditioner when the Cleveland Indians Baseball Team won the world series in the year of 123142 when Alaska made water bottles out of recycled monkey crap only in the city of Anchorage when dear crosses the road only in the month of July and on July 4th everyone watches the fireworks in the sky on a clear night when all the rabbits run faster then how the fireworks go into the sky on July 4th in the middle of August when stuff happens and then i die but then i come back to life in a billionth of a billionth of a billionth of a millisecond when none of this makes any sense cuz i never died thnx for listenin' llamas r cooh what does bloviate mean plz respond is this funny?

Need a Dis?
Sometimes i dis people. Here are some disses i know:

"Da Ugly Contest" Yo momma so ugly, dat when she entered "Da Ugly Contest" they said "Sorry, no professionals."

"I Heart Mommy!" I saw your underwear. It said "I heart Mommy!" Baby.

"Yo so fat" Yo so fat, you can eat da sun and it wouldn't get you any fatter!

Pranks
I like to prank people.

To learn some pranks, visit my website and leave a comment: http://sites.google.com/site/learnsomepranks/

Languages
I like to learn different languages.

To learn a different language, visit my website and leave a comment saying how useful it was, or what language I should put up next: http://sites.google.com/site/learndifferentlanguagessite/

Fun
Dontcha love the old days when Pacman was pretty much the best video game, well now, it's back. Click on this link and leave a comment on what I should put up next on this website: http://sites.google.com/site/dashboardclub/

Something Weird
Something weird is that JERK stands for (I don't know what the J stands for) educated rich kid.

My Handsigns
Codes: Thumb = 1 Index Finger = 2 Middle Finger = 3 Ring Finger = 4 Pinkie = 5

(1 and 2 make a circle)345 = buttface

124 = awesome!

(right hand on your head)12 = loser

(right hand)(on your head)(up)123, (to the left)123, (down)123, (up)12 = whatever major loser

Word codes
brb = be right back

c = see

wtf = what the fudgenipples?

fyi = for your information

? = what the fudgenipples?

Today's article picked by iJoey
See the England article.