User:ILOVEWIENERSCHNITZELS

I LOVE WIENERSCHNITZELS. THEY TASTE GOOD. I'M SWEDISH AND I HAVE JUST FINISHED EATING SWEDEN. I THINK I WILL TACKLE SWITZERLAND NEXT. PRETTY SOON I WILL HAVE EATEN THE WHOLE WORLD! MHWAHHAHAHA! I LOVE YOU. WHEN THE DOGS BARK RUN. I MEAN IT, OTHERWISE YOU WILL BECOME A SKELETON. I LOVE SHELLS. I LIKE TO EAT. I'M FAT. HAHA. HEHE. I'M AN IDIOT. I LIKE TO BE A HOBO. I WANT TO BECOME A HOBO. I LIVE FOR HOBOS. DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT? IF YOU DIDN'T THEN YOU ARE A HOBO TOOO...... HEHE. MY JOB IS A HOBO. I EAT. HAHA. MY REAL NAME IS Fergie. I WILL MARRY JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE'S PET ROCK WHEN I AM 80 YEARS OLD. Fergie HAD A GENDER CHANGE. Fergie IS NOW A MAN. HAHAHA.CHEESE IS GOOD. I THINK THAT BECAUSE OF DEEEEE GLOBAL WARMING ... THE WORLD IS ROUND! HAHA. I LOVE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE'S PET ROCK! HAHA. If you're sitting on your couch potato and it's Saturday night, be sure to watch out for the man eating sheep that fly at you from MARS. I hope you're enjoying your waffles while they're still burnt! Make sure that your teevee is properly plugged in or MEEshell da yak eater is going to bust your brains out. Your friend Joe is really depressed. You'd better help him before the sky falls down on your toothbrush!

- Fergie