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Sideburnus Gonus

Sideburnus Gonus is a condition that affects the growth of the sideburns on a human. It is clearly distinctive with a certain bold look to where the sideburns are.

Although not much is known about Sideburnus Gonus, it is known that the first sufferer of the condition was E.S Beckett, a nurse who caught the condition from shaving her sideburns.