User:I Be CAKIN

Once upon a time I was not CAKIN but then one day I got shot 69 times in the baby maker and that changed my life forever. So then I enlisted in the military and shot down some of Sadaam's sons. Then i went to the clubs and got a lapdance for 20 on the floor and then I stuck my Limo in her Garage. That was a life changing experince. So ever since I BE CAKIN!