User:I am duncan

Duncan Anderson won 3 academy awards in his performance in Barney's Magical Adventure, including best actor. He had a clone made of him that is one year younger. His name is Winston*. Duncan also won $23 000 000 in the lottery. He currently lives with his 8 wives and 14 children on his private island in the Pacific, east of Hawaii. He likes to marry goats, too. He has 17 goat wives, and 9 half goat/half human children. He states that his favourite room in the house is the bedroom for reasons we won't get into.


 * Winston is not his real name.