User:I destroy apples

I'm not weird

Hey People! I don't like shoes. I have no life and continue to eat mayonnaise out of my ever decaying sock. I don't know what I am doing here. My face is like if you take a computer and bash it up in the head and give it Mr. potato head ears and eyes and ketchup SAUSE and thats basically it. I live in a giant bucket. I have no friends. I stay at my home and eat my mayonnaise and shoot kittens with my shogun. The heads of the kittens I take and put them on my chest and act like a moose with a kitten on its chest. I am very happy. My family has secured me in a cage with a tall guard named Tony. I was in that cage for many years and always woke up with pains in my fanny. i do not know why. Thats all i have to say. GIVE ME MAYONNAISE!!!!