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Elf Slavery
Elf slavery was a big part of the country's economy until late 20th century, when a group of elf-slaves (Slalfes) from a fishfactory where bought by an Entertainment-mogul, Kári Stefánsson, who intended to use his newly-formed "slalfe" polka band to entertain at children-parties and at funerals. This experiment went terribly wrong when the band "Kári´s polka-slalfes & co" started their own underproject going by the name FreeUsElves (sigur-rós in icelandic), writing songs in elvish, icelandic and korean, protesting against elf slavery and high alcohol taxes.