User:I know everything about dragons

Dragons sometimes eat cows, which I find devestating. I really enjoy cows, as do most humans for they provide milk, are extremely cute, and nice to pet. You can not ride a cow as you could a dragon, however because of the reasons listed previously I argue that cows are by far more superior creatures than dragons. This is not a mere opinion. There have been many surveys and studies performed to find human's prefernece of either cow or dragon. One study, performed by Dr. Emily Linden, involed 100 participants,50 males and 50 females. The participants were shown an ugly and terrifing picture of a dragon; then they were shown a beautiful picture of a nice brown cow. They were asked to rate how awesome each animal was on a scale from 1-10,with the operational definition of awesome being how much one would not want to see the animal be eaten by a large animal.The results were significant. All of the participants rated cows higher (M=10, SD= 0) than dragons (M=1, SD=0) p<.05. The effect size was large. Nothing is ever proven to be fact completely, however this is pretty dang close to fact. Dragons sometimes eat cows, and obviously people do not want cows to be eaten by larger animals, i.e. dragons, because they are awesome. I want you to ask yourselves, "What would cows do?" (if they were in our postition and us in theres). Humans can defeat dragons with minimal deaths to the human race. We need to form a dragon fighting army to protect the awesome creatures called cows. This is not biased, it is based on a theory.