User:I thought what I'd do was,

I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes.
That way I wouldn't have to have any goddamn stupid useless conversations with anybody.

If anybody wanted to tell me something they'd have to write it on a piece of paper and shove it over to me.

They'd get bored as hell doing that after a while, and then I'd be through with having conversations for the rest of my life