User:I want to believe...

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I WANT TO BELIEVE....

I believe that the big bang was started with the ultimate perfect Iced Coffee mixture.

I believe that when the next perfect Iced Coffee is made, our universe will implode and begin a new coffee flavoured existence.

I believe the Magic Dudes are real and are very much a part of the known, paralell and yet to be extrapolated or interpolated universes, they may even re evolve in heaven and the post office simultaneously and accidentally make the perfect Iced Coffee dissapear into the next universe and cause it - the perfect Iced coffee - and the paralell universe to implode continuously forever !!!!!!

I believe this would make it rain perfect Iced Coffeees for all eterenity in our known universe. I believe this is why our Galaxy has been secretly Named the Milky Way by a CIA consipiracy doctored by Jennifer Garner, who is posing as a secret agent in a TV show called Alias. Go Figure....

I believe Jennifer is also Secretly going to give birth to the perfect iced coffee producing child, thus re-inducing the paradoxical beginning of our coffee flavoured perfect Milky Way whilst simultaneously imploding our paralell universe all over again.

I believe if this happens, Jenniffer will look me up and want to give me iced coffees ALL NIGHT LONG!

The cycle continues, and its all because of THE MAGIC DUDES!!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Magic_Dudes#WHERE_ARE_THE_MAGIC_DUDES_TODAY.3F

You know you want to believe too. Please believe in and VOTE for me and course, ...THE MAGIC DUDES. You and I need them like you just wouldnt believe.

I want to believe..