User:IamWonderBread

I am super cool and i like to eat bread. i have a female orange cat named Mr.Orange cat and she loves me more than anyone else is the whole world (including Madison) she even said so herself. i also love my girlfriend more. shes the cutest <333333. i like to spend my free time watching grass grow and i often enjoy riding my horse weathervane, shes such a good horse. my favorite food is squid face and my favorite drink is demon blood. i like taking long walks in the woods hunting for yetis and giant turtles. if you must know i have a rock collection of about 5000 different kinds of rock including coal, iron, gold, cobble stone, glowstone, redstone, and diamond. i used to be an adventurer until i took an arrow to the knee, now im an accountant. i like to play smear the queer with my boyfriend. i play football for every NFL team. whenever i get fortune cookies i break them open just for the fortune and throw the cookie away because they suck and the fortunes the best part. this one time i went to the zoo and saw a monkey. i had a dream about a monkey last night. i love monkeys. do you love monkeys? course you do. ઊઆઅঊআִחٱصطцСҮώΏΞΒ฿₫♦«†fd͡ʑɱ wow those are some cool symbols. i have a pretty awesome friend named skyler, we do stuff together <3. my idol is batman, one day i will grow up to be just like him, oh wait..i am him. i like running with scissors, i guess you can say im a thrill seeker. my neighbor is flanders he loves jesus. and i like to eat birds as they are about to hatch from their egg it makes me giggle. one day i will be famous for eating hotdogs but not today. shes a thick bitch or so ive been told. i gota go now mother has finished my porridge. peace niggah!