User:Iamhudson

Hello, I AM HUDSON! I was born in Springfields. Yes, thats right, plural, as in all 34 of them! At the same time! I was raised by a Sasquatch deep in the forests of Oregon. I have obtained the skills of rapid loss of concentration and the ability to grow a beard in a matter of seconds. I am currently working on laser vision. I have not disclosed my age because scientists and mathematicians have not yet found a number for it. My life accomplishments include: creating the internet, making a bazillion dollars, counting to infinity, riding a cloud, and digging through the center of the earth. One day i will take over the moon and become my own country. I typed this with my mind, i don't own a computer. AND I CAN LIFT A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Iamhudson (talk) 02:46, 7 October 2008 (UTC)