User:Iamprettyboy

Phillip Wakefield
Otherwise known as "lips" Phillip Wakefield, born 14 November 1988, hails from the humble suburb of Howick in Auckland, New Zealand. He is infamously known for hooking up with ugly chicks while intoxicated and strongly regretting his actions in the morning. His victims include, Vanita, Jardena, Grishka, Lareece, and Georgina, the list goes on. Phillip, who likes to be referred to as "P-dub" is studying a BA at the University of Auckland and currently works part-time as a pizza delivery boy for the organisation Hell Pizza.

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