User:Iamthewalrus31/Sandbox

==        Hules (above), the recently suspended Viceroy of Dumb Enterprises, is a teenage yout(h). He is "special". Recently he was diagnosed with birdflu, DBC, and terrets. He is also an abused child from various childhood experiences, one which gave him the power of three. At the birth of his third nipple the ultimate question was asked, "If Hules cloned himself as a female (no Hules isn't a woman) would the female clone also have the three nipples? And would there be three boobs or two nipples on one boob or something else?" If you have an answer to the question please post it on either the forums or in the guestbook. Hules also has dreams involving transvestites, bigfoot, himself, and some other stuff that is so disturbing that it shouldn't ever be mentioned again until after the apocalypse. He is a big fan of the Beatles and other classic rock artists. Even though he is a big fan of the Beatles he thought that James Taylor was the Beatles. As you can tell Hules is a complete retard. Hules also is a flaming square tool made of fairy fruit kept in a shed. Every day after lunch Hules rapes his favorite picture and is always friendly to it. The Kinks also wrote a song about Hules entitled "Lola". The song is about a transexual man that calls himself Lola. Hules loves to frolic in the autumn mist. This is actually missunderstood by Hules. He thinks that autumn is the time after St. Johns finishes gym class, and that the mist is the steam from the showers. So Hules actually frolics in the St. Johns showers, while they shower. Hules also was born during the age of aquarius. Hules is a Hashish smoking homicidle pacifist, and a gypsy. ==