User:Iamthey

who the hell wrote this and what were they smoking. jesuschrist. Iamthey is a raging hetero who likes to wank it to Rush Limbaugh. He dreams of having delicious salad with Ted Cruz. He watches faux news all day and wheres aluminum foil on his head, a step up from the usual tin. His inner soul is an embodiment of a certain purple horn.

-this is all completely true (iat)