User:Ibbik/sandbox

Pissi is a short for Pisaka, a small little girl from Baku, which has not yet been born. She is living inside Nuku (short for Nigar), another small little girl, who is from Mingechaur. Nuku is going to be the mother of Pissi once she gets born. Her father is going to be Ibbik, Nuku's current boyfriend and future husband.

The name Pisaka has two origins which are both related to the girl: 1) The girl always peeps, and does it in a very sweet manner. In russian language "peeping" is "пищать", which is pronounced as "писять" by Pisaka herself. In turn, parents called her peeper for this reason, which is pronounced in Russian as "пищалка" and concequently as "писяка" by Pisaka herself. Hence the name Pisaka.

2) When Pissi get afraid or offended, she pees on people. The sound that is made during her peeing is "pssss". Hence the name Pissi. Once upon a time some stranger saw Pisaka in the park sitting with Nuku and eating a donut, and he was soo facinated that he took her in his arms and put her on top of his neck. Pissi got so afraid that she didn't say anything, she just peed on this man quitely.

Pissi loves playing most of the games, eating nuts, jumping on her dad's head by her pampers'. Pissi has her own language (Pissish - "писячий"). It looks like ordinary russian or english, but with some changes made by Pissi. For example, the work "for" is "pam" in Pissish. Then, she adds the letter "i" at the end of almost every word.