User:IfIHadaTimeMachine

I have an ancient B.S. in Psychology, with a barely-passing GPA, from a school you've never heard of -- I rarely, close to never, brag about this degree -- and an M.A. in English, conferred within recent memory, hard-won and a source of wistful pride for me, from the University of North Texas. I am currently not employed in academia, but have as deep and intense a love of literature and learning as ever.