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Ian Gregg
Ian "Electric-Eccentric" Gregg (29 July 1987 - yet to die) is a somewhat charismatic son-of-a-bitch with a knack for irresponsible behavior and substance abuse. Though surprisingly adept at accomplishing amazing feats at unexpected moments, he tends to fall into a lethargic state if unprovoked by external stimuli.

Failures
He aspires to many professional careers, none of which have been achieved yet. These failures include: Socialist Revolutionary, Farmer, Radio Personality, Mascot, Plumber, Infrastructure Developer, Electrician, Mechanic, Musician, Poet, Author, Actor, and Artist extraordinaire. His sexual failures are too numerous to mention.

Achievements
When he was 9, Gregg inserted scissors into a wall mounted electrical outlet, and survived to tell the tell. The telling of this tale resulted in a declamation award in the year 1997. At the age of 15 Gregg realized that although Battlefield Earth was a wildly entertaining novel, L. Ron Hubbard was not a worthy source of spiritual enlightenment. Ian Gregg graduated from Savanna School in 2005 as Valedictorian, on top of a few token scholarships, Gregg received a $25.00 gift certificate to Mr. Mike's late that August night. His sexual achievements are too numerous to mention.