User:Igotbanned1983nc/Adam Stump

Adam Stump

Hometown: Brooklyn

Parents: Some random gypsies

Year born: 1911

Year of death: Never. Adam is believe to be immortal

Spouses: Adam is functionally asexual.

Special Talents: Can count all the jelly beans in a jar.

On January 1st, 1911, Adam stump was born to a clan of gypsies in Brooklyn, New York. He was orginally thought to be a demon because he was born with two different colored eyes. As the gypsies were about to discard him into a nearby dumpster, a mysterious girl snatched the baby and ran away.

Nobody ever learned the identify of this woman, although it was rumored that she could make a mighty fine lemon cake.

Adam was soon discovered on the door steps of an orphanage. The orphanage was actually not an orphanage, but a hideout for a clan of ninjas. Adam was raised under the dark martial arts. He grew very good at using the ninja star, although his skills with the staff left much to be desired. Due to an unsteady gait and recurring case of hiccups, it was determined that he could not exercise stealth in the field. He was soon kicked out.

At the age of 12, Adam began work as a shoeshine boy. At the age of 13, he got a job in a textile factory. There he lost both of his hands in an accident. This only enhanced his other senses, making him more agile and dangerous than anyone could possibly imagine. When he lost both of his eyes in a chemical spill, he grew even stronger. By the time Adam was out of the hospital, he was less functional than Hellen Keller, but far more dangerous.

Adam decided that Nomadic life was the best route in an increasingly industrialized society, so he hitched a plane and made haste for the deserts Egypt. There he made many great adventures. In one courageous battle, he defeated the Zionists with only an ox, a camel, and a dull kitchen knife. Allah be praised.

On the eve of his 21st Birthday, Adam was sitting in his tent and playing with a snow globe. All of the sudden, a white banshee with a cleft lip and burst into this tent. She demanded his soul and a canteen of water. He told her to stuff the gap in her lip with camel poop. She cursed him and placed him inside the snow globe. He has not been seen since.