User:Iiscazyrachel/sandbox

Rachel Farley was born on November 23, 1986, in Virginia Beach, Virginia. She is the smartest child of Gerard Farley and Eileen Farley, and the middle of their five children. Rachel is one of the most awesome people you can hope to meet. Rachel is majoring in Creative Writing at the University of North Carolina at Wilmington, so she knows a lot about writing well and being intelligent. If you need help writing a paper for school, tell her and she'll help you with it for a nominal fee. She accepts cash, credit, money order, and personal check. Any currency, really. Or you can just give her money, because she is so amazing. Really, you aren't alive until you meet her. People say that and mean it. Rachel is accomplished in all things, including arts. Sadly, though, she is highly tone deaf, and doesn't quite understand what the word 'music' means. It has proven to be the greatest detriment to her singing career. Despite these obstacles, Rachel has launched a highly successful musical career, mostly in the Asiatic countries. Rachel bleeds blood when cut, but only when drinking Coke. If she has to pay for rights to use the Coke name, then she only bleeds blood when hydrated. Vitamins are a false. Rachel is the best at pool, and people have died because they thought they could beat her at it(pool.)

Dicks, y'all.

Bears awesome, so give her one and she will sing for you, the best song ever in the world (probably Greensleeves. Cuz it awesome). In case you didn't notice, Rachel Farley is the greatest person ever born in the world, so you need to give her money so she doesn't have to work two jobs and go to school at the same time. Give me money, she is so poor.

PS, Rachel Farley needs to be copywrited so no one can steal her name/person/image/brain. My brain is important, yo, she uses it sometimes. Goodbye, and thank you for traveling United Air.