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Early Life
Jenani Jeyarasalingam was born on the 27th April 1998 in an insignificant place in Sri Lanka. She lived there until she was aged 3 with only her mother and brother, as her father was in England at the time, and her Sister was not alive. After 3 years her father felt that it would be necessary to meet his little Sri Lankan, and so they all moved over to London, England, UK to join him, in an actual house. Their house in London had a nice garden, and there was this arc like thing on the door. During the 6 years she spend in London, she was given a little sister who turned out to be a pain in the arse.

Aged 9, along with her family, she moved to Coventry, and attended Parkgate Primary school. This happened to be a school that was pretty much across the road from where she lived. She then attended Tile Hill Wood SLC, and made brilliant friends, most notably so me (however I shall remain anonymous for religious purposes). Her favourite teacher was Mr Matibiri aka Mr Matt Matt, and he has influenced her love for Chemistry greatly. This led to the formation of her own enterprise 'Chemistry Ice Cream.' Furthermore, aged 15 she claimed an 80% share in the Morrisons store that she lives down the road from claiming that she is their "most frequent customer." She also developed a strong hatred towards Geography during these five years, and due to this foul subject she was forced to cry for the second time ever. Records claim that the first time she ever cried was back in Year 7 when Sara Anisi shouted at her for getting people to sign some next level 'bible' thing.

Naturally, she then embarked on her A Levels, starting off at West Coventry Sixth Form. Here she developed a strong hatred towards her form tutor 'mrs begoose' as well as Computing. NO I LIE SHE NO LONGER ATTENDS WCSF BECAUSE SHE GOT THROWN BACK TO SRI LANKA.

Sometimes she felt like the grudge due to the fact she has black hair. Despite this, she often claimed:

She also grew extremely vain; looking in mirrors whenever possible.

Following a year at WCSF, she dropped off the grid, and stalking her became near to impossible. My new found sources have told me that she attended Cardinal Newman for around a week but left because it was 'full of tamil people and chavs.' She then dropped out, without telling the school, and enrolled at Warwickshire College where she continued to study A-Levels in Chemistry, Biology, Maths and Accounting. After the completion of her first set of tests for these subjects, she decided to drop Accounting due to the fact she got a C, and focus on her three main subjects. Shealso decided that she will have all of her dates in the flat pack furniture store IKEA (I'm rather concerned that she said this whilst in IKEA with me...) She successfully managed to pass her AS levels (took your time mate) in 2016, and then went through the hell that is A2 ''' yes, at the same damn place!!! No more school moving for Jenani ''' After passing her A Levels with flying colours (predominately brown in nature), she enrolled in her current place of education - University of Nottingham.

Current Life
Jenani is currently a student of Biochemistry at the University of Nottingham. She is currently in her third and final year of university, and is enjoying it dearly. Over the space of the past three years, she has integrated well with the Nottingham Eastern Asian Community, as well as becoming a Bubble Tea connoisseur. As a consequence, she has become the leader of the Bubble Tea Activist movement, which aims to establish Bubble Tea stores within a 100-metre radius of every human. She has also been instrumental in the introduction of an actual eco-drive at UoN, being one of the cofounders of the UoN Environmental Society (that I'm not allowed to join :

Education
  A ghetto in Sri Lanka - I made this part up   Some London School - Aged 4 or something to 8   Parkgate Primary - 8 till 11   Tile Hill Wood SLC - 11 till 16 (sadly)   West Coventry Sixth Form - 16 till 17 (R.I.P)   Cardinal Newman Sixth Form - 17 till 17 (this lasted like 1 week)   Warwickshire College - 17 till 80 probably   University of Nottingham - 19 till 22 (lets hope you graduate) </li> </ol>

Useless Information
As of May 2015, she took it upon herself to unofficially change her name to Jénani due to the fact that she does not understand what her parents were thinking when they named their children. She has attempted to be a vegetarian atleast four times and has failed every time due to an incident of eating meat that just so happens to never be her fault. (e.g. Buying a chicken pasty from Greggs and blaming me. Eating a meaty pizza and blaming her appa) As of September 2016, she has been a vegetarian for 6 straight (not bent) months don't worry, i'm also struggling to believe this. The Dog Story Manji has been responsible for the death of a dog. It was a typical British day, and she was headed off to Westwood for her Monday morning free's back in year 12 (at WCSF). As she left her house, she stumbled across a dog, who started following her. In shock and complete fear, she started running across the road. Unfortunately, the dog followed her across the road and its' leg got hit by an oncoming car. Jenani stod, frozen like every aisle in Iceland. and thought to herself 'oh my I should call the RSPCA.' After fumbling around in her bag, which ended up getting torn in the incident, she came to the realisation that she was not in possession of a communications device. 'Ah well,' she thought to herself, and continued her way towards the bus stop to catch the 13 to town.

Inspirations and Interests
The Bollywood movie 'mary kom' gave her the inspo to box. Her parents are like crazy peeps who listen to like srilankan and like bollywood songs and so she ends up like getting interested. They made her so fresh; she is so fresh because of them. I know it is extremely hard to believe, but Jenani really enjoys her sport. No I lie. She hates sport. Unless it's swimming, but I mean that isn't a sport, all you do is splash water around like a seal... Anyway, turns out she is a super swimmer, not Phelps style, but still good.

Motivational Speeches
My skins eastltiscity is fading therefore I have to work out. I'm getting strectch marks in my my arms. I never cared before but I think I am turing old now and my collagen proudction is very low. If you make changes now it will help later so its good to work out and eat healthy I am gonna try to dirnk enough water to for all the chemical reactions and eat like food with vitmin e for collagen production and also like vitmin c to keep me awake and stuff vitamin b for like digestion. I am gonna keep my health in tact. I shut want my body to work smoothly. Like I dont want atheroma build up and ldl and die. Like i want a meaniful long life I am gonnna try to wsim everyday or like dance but like hard core asian dance YOU BETTTA WORK OUT AND EAT HEALTHY TOOOO oka bruv. EVERYONE THIS SUMMER WORK OUT AND EAT HEALTHY YOU CAN DO IT I have no quotes from this particular event, but: Some random 11 yr olds were throwing doughnuts at kaj, so Manji wanted to stop the tension and interrupted the kids with a speech about Martin Luther King, and then they started throwing doughnuts at her

Personal Life
Father - JEYARASALINGAM ARUMUGAM

Mother - VATHNARUBY JEYARASALINGAM <br / > Brother - JEYAVANANA JEYARASALINGAM <br / > Sister - JENITHA JEYARASALINGAM (they're basically twins. like they're so similar it hurts)

(yes the capitalisation is necessary)

She had (probs still has, despite all of her denial) a huge crush on a strange and very mysterious dude. She has also repeatedly admitted to stalking people on the popular social networking site twitter. She has been romantically linked to many people in recent years. In 2013 she married her Science teacher Mr Mats. Despite this, she has been in frequent relations with Soraya Anisi, who frequently denies this (and Carly but we shan't mention that else mr matt matt will get sad). She is also married to Mr Richter, however this relationship seems to have declined drastically following Jenani's departure from learning the German language. She has two main buddies, both of which shall not be mentioned for religious purposes, and Jenani claimed on the 07/09/15 that she refuses to make friends at her new places of education because they will never be as good as these two. #feelingthelovebro Furthermore, her 'bitch', that catches the 360, Soraya claims the she makes Manji's life a nightmare, but they are still in love (I told you man, complicated relationship). OH I ALMOST FORGOT. Her life seems to revolve around what mysterious dude is doing at all times (even though she doesn't like him anymore) as well as the current state of the relationship between her other two loves Carly and Jamie (don't we all have good news for her). Sadly for all of these people mentioned above, she seems to have developed a new attachment to a chinese guy at Warwickshire college who has really nice pure clean skin. She claims that she doesnt like him but her justification for this claim is the fact that he is 'beautiful'. Update for y'all. She has an Indian boyfriend - his name is probably Arjun or something stereotypiclly freshy, she won't tell me #rudeAssBitch - but congrats jenani. In second year of university, Jenani decided to cut ties with many people, claiming they were 'bad energy.' Sadly I think I am one of those people so I guess this page has reached its expiry date. Ilikedafads (talk) 22:50, 4 November 2019 (UTC)