User:Ilikerps

Man, I look like my twin Tatertot. Here's a picture of me!  -WINIFRED Gasp! How hideous. Good thing we're fraternal! -TATERTOT

THIS IS WINNIE'S TANGLED STORY:

Ok, once upon a time Winnie the Laugh met Jill. She was almost as gorgeous as Tatertot (which is hard to be), and so he instantly fell in love with her. She was an illegal immigrant, so he took Spanish 1/2 so that he could ask her to marry him. Sadly, the spanish teacher was russian, and so when he asked her (in texas), a nearby Russian woman (also pretty) overheard, and thought he meant her. The Russian woman was stricken at Winnie the Laugh's hottness (he's the fraternal twin of tatertot, you know), and she was smitten. With jill in tow, Winnie began his pursuit of the russian woman. Sadly, the russian woman mistook a nearby sombrero for Winnie's head, and ran to mexico. Winnie boarded a plane immediately, and jill came along (she was illegal anyways). While on the plane, the stewardess (whos name is changed for protection), Lafonda, accidentally tripped on his untied shoelaces and fell on him. Of course he tried to apologize in spanish (which was really russian), and as she didn't understand him, she thought he meant "will u marry me". Of course she agreed. And that is how the big tangle began.

Of course, though, I hadn't really liked any of them, for I ego only my Linnea.