User:Illuminati Is Real

According to Abe Lincoln, The Illuminati is a complex secret society ruled by lizard people. Their final goal is world domination; this includes taking over peoples free will, or their brain. They are behind some of the worlds biggest schemes, including the world being flat (which it is). The illuminati's base of operation is believed to be located in Israel, Bermuda Triangle, the White House, and even a top secret lizard base located in interstellar galaxies, in space. Some people believed to be associated with the Illuminati are Kanye West, Michelle Obama, George Washington, My mom, Beyoncé, and My next door neighbor (who's a creep).

ALL HAIL TO THE ALL SEEING EYE, THE WATCHING ONE, SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK, KANYE WEST, DON'T RESIST, HAIL ILLUMINATI, LONG LIVE LIZARD PEOPLE

ύ Ώ ώ   Α α Β β Γ   γ Δ δ   Ε ε Ζ ζ Η η Θ θ   Ι ικ Λ λ   Μ μ   Ν ν Ξ ξ Ο ο Π π   Ρ ρ Σ σ ς Τ τ Υ υ   Φ φ Χ χ Ψ ψ Ω ω HAIL THE LIZARD -Lizard People