User:Ilovestovetop

Trevor Oliver Perceival Stovel, age 23, is professional cartoon blog writer for the critically acclaimed underground science fiction website www.stillnotgettingany.com. Born September 15, 1985 in Prince George, British Columbia, Canada, Trevor 'Twiggles' Stovel is the first born of three children. His younger female siblings Andrea (21) and Sarah (20) are attractive co-eds who are hot. Known by his screen name Stove-Top he has contributed to the progressive advancement of factual based science fiction screen writing by forming the Coalition of the Desperate. The Coalition critiques and edits independent local scientific film productions and acts as a liason between the community and the Canadian Television Network. The Coalition is comprised of five member, three permanent and two rotating position. The three permanent positions are occupied by Trevor Stovel, Trevor Haines (age 240, a traveling transient and Kody Thibault (age 25) a presimian student at the University of Northern British Columbia. The two rotating position are filled by the members of the University of Northern British Columbia Science Club student body who demonstrate the highest competency in a three hour written exam based on entry level undergraduate physics, chemistry and calculus.

Early Life

A precocious child, Trevor learned to read at age four while still undergoing potty training. He attended elementary school at the prestigious bilingual elementary school College Heights Elementary. During his tenor Trevor had excelled in Java script and Japanese Anime studies. Upon graduation he attended College Heights Secondary School graduating and continued to advance his studies in the alternative foreign cartoon films. Trevor entered the University of Northern British Columbia (UNBC) at the age of 20 after taking a year off to focus on the study of Matt Groening's mainstream scientific cartoon series Futurama. In 2004 Trevor entered the UNBC as an undergraduate in the Science faculty. He was a desperate individual and remained celibate (involuntarily) during his first undergraduate degree.

Current

Trevor resides at the home of huggable Kody Thibault drinking bad scotch and quoting outdated cartoon lines. His latest work has concentrated on ascertaining the scientific validity for the reason behind Stargate's Samantha Carter's enduring attractiveness.