User:Im really bad at this

🪦 RIP Keepy Uppy balloon (the code broke)

= welcome to the IRBAT userpage =

(above: trout me if i make a mistake. I'm still learning!)

Welcome to the land of pain and suffering! but hey, at least it doesnt hurt to read... yet

Notes:

-does anyone know how to make a table of contents? asking for a friend...

-Please be patient, i am autistic

-Je parler françis, mais mal.

-I use(d) WikiLoop DoubleCheck to review edits

Complaints/Complements
any user who wants to leave a note on my userpage should do so in this category (also any Barnstars go here):

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where to find me/what i do
i patrol recent edits, respond to help desk questions, and respond to stuff in the teahouse

information
hi, my username is quite long and somewhat derogatory so feel free to call me:

IRBAT (pronounced:err-bat)

or Hunter (real name)

I go by He/Him pronouns

i spend my free time reverting vandalism in the recent changes patrol

i take pride in my job, and get to laugh at the worst of the worst edits

things i have done
[https://pageviews.wmcloud.org/?project=en.wikipedia.org&platform=all-access&agent=user&redirects=0&start=2023-01-05&end=2023-01-24&pages=Pastel_QAnon i created a wikipedia hook that became one of the top viewed hooks of april 2022! ]

still one of my proudest achievements

I was the last post of April Fools 2023, I posted my comment exactly on 00:00 April 2nd, which was technically within the time frame where it didn't get denied for being to late.

tips from a REP member / thanks
note: If I send you a thanks, it means you got to a revert before me. thanks for making my job easier!

tips from a recent edits patrol member:


 * 1. ALWAYS sign in to edit (if making a niche edit)

i will be less suspicious of an odd edit from an account where you have to take responsibility/ i trust a name more than a number


 * 2 . EDIT SUMMARIES DAMN IT

it makes my job way easier if you just... DESCRIBE WHAT YOU EDITED


 * 3. if you are going to vandalize, at least be clever

adding "poop" or "ben dover" to random articles are not funny, and not a good use of my revert time. The Thebacon Edit, though, still makes me laugh

btw, shout out to that one guy who fixed some glitchy code on this page (i know it was a program that did it, but still)

just some quotes
"did you know, the Egyptian god Thoth name when spelled in Greek is Θώθ? and since Thoth is the god of knowledge it wouldn't be inappropriate to ask 'Θώθ, whats this?' "

-some guy, on Tumblr

"behold, a man!"

-Diogenes, after plucking all the feathers off a chicken to piss off Plato

"oog boog"

-some caveman, after inventing fire

"Massachusetts has no history of human occupation"

-DarkStuff, on the SCP wiki, (SCP-4006, #Massatruthsetts)

"Swiss Miss Instant Piss'

-Sam O'Nella Academy (no link cause why not)

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

-every biology teacher ever

"YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELLS OF ELDERBERRIES!"

-The French

"Did you know that World Famous horror author Stephan King was once hit by a car? just something to consider"

-Every member of Gamers Against Weed

"I GUESS YOU LIKE MOSS THEN!"

-Me, to my mother

"King Boo shouldn't be a Twink"

-Me, to my brother

"Blue cumber! blue cumber go brrrr. Blue cumber is cumber but blue. blue cumber very rare. blue cumber in ocean. blue cumber is found in sea go deep"

-possible transphobe ip user

custom userboxes (feel free to use!)
custom userbox:

-intentional line break-

Bad At This's Wall of Shame (untrusted users)
basically, this is a place where i remind myself of possible vandals and/or people whos edits might need to be revert, please remove if this counts as a personal attack (will update so it isnt just one name)

-FarhudUltrasound, vitamin supplement vandal (blocked)

-2607:EA00:107:3C07:4141:F6B3:721:41C3, Supreme Dictator of South-East Minnesota

-213.37.51.119, thebacon edit guy (temp-blocked)

-Sunday Abiola, claimed ownership of a random page. (warned)

- Maldito marica coño perra (if anyone knows how to censor this name correctly please do), the most profanity ridden sentence i think i have ever read, in Spanish! (blocked)

-95.86.155.11, funny at times, but a transphobe, so wall of shame it is. (warned, most likely banned)

Bad At This's Wall of Fame (trusted/nice users)
(ps, feel free to take yourself off the WOF if you feel like you need it)

-Tails Wx, welcomed me after 1 year, generally nice to me and a good teahouse host

-David notMD, chill dude, pretty cool

-Richlitt, very polite, even in the face of possible malice.

-Hey man, im josh, chill dude, very nice. hard worker

-301dot, very active teahouse host, nice

-Riverbend21, pretty cool dude (not a dude though =) )

-Andrybak, fixed some buggy could on this page

= the depths of the userbox underworld =

BTW, the title is just me skidding arround saying h*ll on my userpage, i know i can probably cuss, but i feel like it creates a bad impression of my UserPage

below this line is too many userboxes

every day the userboxes grow