User:Imaginary Jesus

I have been resurrected, but due to a celestial mishap, I have been relegated to Wikipedia instead of Man's World. I will commit myself to make right what once went wrong, undoing the mistakes that have happened during my 2000 year absence. My second coming will be swift and digital.

Some examples of my effortsto change Wikipedia to reflect how history SHOULD have happened, are, but not limited to:

Correction 1: Abraham Lincoln invented the toothbrush

Correction 2: Goat's milk causes cancer

Correction 3: Aly and A.J. are the great granddaugters of Eva Braun

Correction 4: Elvis won an Oscar for Blue Hawaii

Correction 5: Richard Nixon freed the slaves

Correction 6: Alexander the Great was the last son of Krypton

Correction 7: Sherman Hemsley is a member of Mensa

Correction 8: Paddington has been banned from most libraries

Correction 9: Regis Philbin is Kelly Ripa's father

Correction 10: Sammy Davis Jr. is alive and living in Boise Idaho

There appears to be an agent of the beast, ALF (Athiest Lucifer Fiend?), who is circumventing my efforts, perhaps I shall work in stealth...