User:Imamonkey

Hello. We live in a lost utopian underground paradise. We are a highly intellectual group of simian life forms. We will take over the world with spores containing the highly contagious virus beriberi. The secret to our beriberi spores is parsley. We take severed human craniums and put in our homemade parsley grenades. Our invasion will begin one day after the next presidential inauguration. Build bomb shelters. Join us as our human chattels or die. We come in peace.

by: Mr. Dress the Alpha Ape & ZBOT, Second-in-Command

P.S. We also created monkey wars

Image:ape.jpg|Us. File:Brain limbicsystem.jpg|Ours are really big. Image:parsley.jpg|Used for making our parsley grenades. Image:atomicbomb.jpg|What our parsley grenades do. Image:utopia.jpg|This is where we live. /gallery>