User:Imgnaie

Hello, my name is Chris Sprouse.

I teach at Bob Jones University in what used to be "Michigan," which is believed to be North Carolina's illegitimate mistake brother. I have fun raising three horses and also one iguana. I enjoy growing beech mushrooms in my cellar as well as beets in my garden.


 * sigh*

Sometimes, i wish i could have an IHOP inside my house. Oh, but whatever you do, don't open up the attic door. There are...unspeakable things up there.....

Also, i give extra credit to students who are willing to stay after class to clean my ceiling chalkboard. I am a great admirer of Michaelangelo, and i also teach lightsaber form (Ataru, of course.) on the weekends to wayward jedi.

One last thing-- You hooligans better get off my lawn, CUZ THIS HONKY GRANDMA BE TRIPPIN!!!!!!