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PAULISM

Paulism is a Martial Art style based upon the the teachings of the Messenger God of Henology called Paul. Paul is a living legend that has been alive for centuries. It is said that Paul spent 147 years at the peak of the Himilayas to find the centre of his teachings and to find his calling. After this long period of solitude he travelled back down the mountains and was met by the famous Mongol Barbarian Genghis Kahn and his Horde. Paul struck everyone of them down with a single move called the strike of justice. Paul used up all his energy to execute such a powerful attack and collapsed from exaustion. Paul woke up in a house he had never seen before and shot up ready to fight. But then a voice called out to him from the darkness that sent a shiver down pauls spine the voice said "I am Jonny Nyjon and I have been watching you for as long as i can remember if you teach me your ways I will be loyal to you and recruit others for the greater cause of Henology". Paul accepted his offer and trained him for many years until he himself was a master and was ready to set out into the world and begin his great journey to complete enlightenment.

Paul still walks the Earth freeing peoples minds with his unique languages that can bring a man to his knees. Jonny Nyjon also is still alive today but he is more focused on the Great Cause and lives a life of violence and danger he also has many girlfriends and likes to play the occasional game of extreme Ping Pong. No one knows were these two live today but there have been sightings in New Zealand, New Foundland, Scotland, Ireland, Wales, Canada, Mexico, Japan, Mongolia, Iceland, Cuba, The Moon, Russia, Iraq, Afgahnistan, Ecuador, Israel, Nigeria, Ghana, India, Samoa, China, Cambodia, Czech Rebublic, Croatia and finally back in the Himalayas