User:Iminrainbows

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I haven't been active on Wikipedia for two years-ish, but I'm thinking about getting back into it.

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Here lies Sha-La-La of the Velvet Thump. Im reel-gunna shtickitiner helthie Rump. A reelDravidianRhythm is playing out Im reel-not-gunna-let-ya sit there and pout Im a real CosmoidRex Ape-type Man oy-ya-Hay! oy-ya-Hay! Im a real Stooge-Incense when I yodel ya-la-Lay! Im as real as Zulzibrand when you raise me from the Clay. Whoresare the realCunts Cuntsare the realWhores Dim-dim Dandelion realultra! Dam-dam dandy Leon real ultra multra! Dom-dom Damiana Desdemona de-la Diluvian Dividend Delta Deluge Damage Day Do-si-do da Dorian Delorean Dumbbell Dingbat De-la Hee-Haw Hee-Haw of the great Ooh-Lay-Lay! I reel didsniff the CkandyyyCkryyyzstdallz lakkagraydt fethraMezstchryxsdtkra And then I went over lakkawhooschxkhilly Whyxsdtkra Ha Hunny, that’s the honk Hi Bunny, that’s the bonk Huh Tunny, that’s the tonk Dul mynkra mynkra ding-a-ling DingDong? You look a lil funny - Sumptin’ gone wrong? Real churnedforth Papersuch didme-write a Glyph. It sent forth a heavenly and epic “WHAT IF!!??” And then all of a Sudden was ruddily rudden And out of the Turmoil came pomba pombudden They realedit Wykypeedshzhja lakkagraydt Wwwykkapaedszhcka!! The lixily tiltexily dre YspaTechaeJchaedszhcka!! Thakkagraydt skilurMezhdre Nyvendflasdhtshaedszhcka!! YIJvIyiJYiVyIIjjViyIVjjyvjYjYjVYvJJjyjVJJjVvyVviiJYYvIIjjyjivyVjIjJvvvVyvJYvjvjv yjYvvIJiYJVyvijJvJjvyjVjyiiyjiVJiIivYYivVJjvvJjjjJVvjYjivjyViyVjjyVjjvJjJyVIYvjjjvi JYyyyYjiIjIyyJJjJvyjIVIJyJVYviyIViYvVvyjjjYvvyJvvVYjVvjiyYvJJVvYvJYjVvvjyyjv Fairies-in-the-Fields Real-Heavenly, oh-Yes! In-the-Face-of-Immortal Chaos-and-Fear I-am-not-afraid, oh-No. O Valentine - I love you And this comes from Within So for you I play the Saxophone, and the Violin Real FallOfTheByzantineEmpire - Meow-hey! Meow-hey! Real Red/Orange/Green-Shifted Valentine - dela-Neigh! dela-Neigh! Straw-raw ra-la strangula stringula Sister Spinster Spatula Spray Cradula Clavendula Coldula called ya clever-as-Clay Reel fuck CopyRightLaw, am I right? Am I right? Im reel gonna steal everyThing in Sight. And then in the tight Nick of Time at Night, Ill be as gone as Night by Morning Light. And daily deedil dela Boya Konzschstrykxxxcshdztxxxjchkya Mynervvva Melyossa Maryyna MonMerprykxxxcshdztxxxjchkya Reel sendMethegigaCuntSluts realplease reel’pleez Mxxt mzzt mttt myyt mytzxClazeez yeitschYaiyeez Megresh nevi-nevi beloyosi-mosi Madousx yevi-yevi gragagdosi-grosi Mxla Myxyla Meixeilei pboosch-gwgawdt!! Ador ya la MRUAP or g’edit wal iss hawdt!! Real Cuntweep went realHotGirl Oof Ooh-La-La! Real didsniff the CandyCrystalz lakkagraydt Shra-Ra-Ra! Reel PainintheAss I can be, I can be! :) Reel putitinherButthole andthen I gopee ;) ReelSucks to be reelCuck; reelfeels good to be Me :^) I found my Violet Valentine a Place to play Vand Vthen Vthe Vviolet Vvalentine Vwe Vwent Vwevve Vvavway For her Radiance, I razzle. For her Decadence, I dazzle; In our Dalliance, I adore; In our Romance, I roar. With Reverence, I rape Her. With Diligence, I drape Her; When I feel less, She is More; When I confess, She is Whore. For a Shilling, I shape Her; For Screaming, I scrape Her, For Scrambling, I scratch Her; For Sniveling, I snatch Her. For Hugging, I hold Her, And she rests her Chin     Upon my left Shoulder. ♥

I catch a glimpse of a glimmer of a glow of a glisten of a gloss of a gleam of a glassy Eye that this beautiful dame is mine And so she is named my Valentine I stare into her eyes in the dead of night And they shock and shine as they catch the light I ask where to take her and she does not say far And so she climbs into the seat of my car Oh how she longs to hear the city roar And so I let her listen with her ear against the door And as we drove along She sang sha-la-la-la-la This is the central promenade That takes us to the light So take me there tonight The engine roars She purrs I felt the pearl In the folds Of her velvet furs And she’s mine The engine rings She sings The engined drones She moans I hold her back She groans The engine flares She dares In our dizzying daze She is scared When I feel like less She makes me feel like more When I ask her to undress She will be my little whore This Valentine, I love her, she is all mine And so I drink her sacred wine That Valentine, my love for her comes from within And so for her I play the saxophone and the violin Here lies Sha-la-la of the velvet thump With a real soft carpet and a healthy rump A primordial rhythm is playing out My people won’t let you sit there and pout We wriggle and writhe by beat of the drum And drone our deardrums to the ancient hum I did smoke the hemp flower like a great feathery trickster And then I went over like a whistling wisher I sniffed the candy crystals with a great sha-ra-ra Then I fucked the French girl with a great ooh-la-la A real pain in the ass, I know I can be I make it hurt for her but feel good for me I’m a real ape-like man, oh-yeah-hey, oh-yeah-hey I’m a real wild man when I yodel ya-la-la It’s the color of the Valentines hee-haw neigh! hee-haw neigh! It’s the fall of the Byzantines- meow-hey! Meow-hey! They edit Wikipedia like great Wikipedians That lack the texts of true Dravidians! The great measurers of divine meridians The masons of pyramids made of obsidians Send me more girls, oh please oh please My mother might make me clean your yeast My grass never ever belittles me My dice yet ever give graciously My milky mother pushes, glugs, gets off Adores my rape and gets it while it’s hot I found my colorful Valentine a place to play And then my Valentine, she went away And in the daily evil of the boa constrictors Minerva, Melissa, Marina, my pleasures If in two strokes you spin my Valentine, I’ll have music for the day And if my measure you sing me a Nocturne, I’ll dance the night away To traverse the coastal forests by carlight And on the radio, rockin’ guitarlight To bathe under heavenly starlight The best nights, as we know, are bright Oh, how could you not remember the hazel shrouds The floating flurries of the catkin clouds The inward branches were eager to scrape Such that a nymph should dream to escape The stars, oh the stars, they make me want to cry There is nothing like the nighttime to make me wonder why The moon, oh the moon, it puzzles me in style Why would such a shining stone hide in tidal phases of denial? In reaction, I rape her In dark fashion, I drape her With my dagger, I duel her With my restraint, I rule her To arouse her, I rip her To douse her, I drip her To daze her, I defile her To raise her, I revile her With ruthlessness, I ream her With dreadfulness, dream her In indifference, I ditch her In irriverence, I enrich her To enrich her, I arrive To ditch her, I deprive To deprive her, I deter to her To revive her, I refer to her With my restraint, I revile her With my dagger, I defile her With diligence, I drape her With reverence, I rape her With my rocket, I retain With my docket, I detain In defiance, I duel her In reliance, I rule her With ruthlessness, I ream her With dreadfulness, dream her With a dime, I defer to her With a rhyme, I refer a her To raise her, I rule her To daze her, I duel her For her radiance, I razzle For her decadence, I dazzle To raise her, I rule her To daze her, I duel her With my dagger, I duel her With my restraint, I rule her With dreadfulness, I dream her With ruthlessness, I ream her As I rank, I rescore As I drink, I deplore In our dalliance, I adore In our romance, I roar In defiance, I duel her In reliance, I rule her With my restraint, I revile her With my dagger, I defile her For dependence, I deprive For resplendence, I arrive With rightfulness, I raise her With doubtlessness, I daze her In our dalliance, I adore In our romance, I roar For her radiance, I razzle For her decadence, I dazzle Oh, to be! To be haze To be vapor To be that ever-burning morning sun To go to the place where you thought you would drown To have it all fall apart and go back to your hometown To be ever-churning scorching fun To be lights To be clouds To be the stormy air in its rainy electric shrouds To be phosphorescence To be pure effervescence To be free without licence To be patient in silence To be true without compliance In the epoch of Void Cupid Aether Cupid Light Cupid… When I send you to the brothel To fetch me a whore Bring her in ribbons and roses I need someone to adore. O my good lads Do you remember when first In the early snows of winter We saw our native northerly forests Adorned in the decorum of the Roman Empire? We knew at once When we saw the red-robed men marching down our trails That we would best the Romans at their own games And such was the birth of High Medieval European Civilization To arouse her, I rip her To douse her, I drip her With rightfulness, I raise her With doubtlessness, I daze her To deny, I detach To rely, I relapse To be relinquent, I remain To be delinquent, I detain With ruthlessness, I ream her With dreadfulness, dream her To raise her, I rule her To daze her, I duel her As I rank, I rescore As I drink, I deplore In our dalliance, I adore In our romance, I roar By virtue of vitality By virtue of air, breath, and wind By virtue of love, compassion, and kindness By virtue of the vast energy exchange By virtue of beauty, grandeur, and dissolution By virtue of bravery in the face of fear of one’s self By virtue of bravery and rigidness in the face of survival By virtue of adaptation to one’s environment And by the essence of virtue Essence of the roar Essence of the cocktails Essence of the broken Satruday night Essence of the earth Essence of the kidneys Essence of the shining starry sights Essence of the gaze Essence of the meridians Essence of endless reigning rainlights Essence of the entrail Essence of the hors d'oeuvres Essence of the onslaught of frozen meteorites Can you see the ether in the evening sky? It is the endless energy exchange meeting your eye The dripping of the ether from the atmosphere Lingering from the storm who brought you here There are cracks and fissions in the grand campaign The burning sensation of heavenly rain Oh, heavenward Oh - she shall ride my ether zeppelin Obey, abide, tame this whipping hide of mine I shalt be amazed, amused, And dazed, entertained Aroused, not confused And should you ride my ether zeppelin Steer it far, high, and wide Take it to the gossamer clouds, o'er tide! O my good lads Do you remember when first In the early snows of winter We saw our native northerly forests Adorned in the decorum of the Roman Empire? We knew at once When we saw the red-robed men marching down our trails That we would best the Romans at their own game And such was the birth of High Medieval European Civilization. Don't you want somebody tall and bold Who weaves his words into tales of old Who knows Jason as a man who sailed for gold Who rebelled with truth 'gainst the lies he was told? Valentine, O Valentine - You’re all feathered to adore; I’ll lay you in a seabed and love you As waves crash on the shore. Valentine, yes Valentine, I could always love you more But my father forebodingly forbids The loving of a whore. Valentine, ha! Valentine His words are quite a bore - Such unsolicited declaration Is easy to ignore. She sang “sha-la-la-la-la

My Valentine Sha-La-La Of The Velvet Thump

Here lies Sha-La-La of the Velvet Thump A splendid beauty with a voluptious rump When a Dravidian rhythm is playing out Sha-La-La won’t let me sit here and pout We wriggle and writhe by beat of the drum And drone our eardrums to the ancient hum When overcome by heavenly motion We give ourselves in to total devotion Then we speak and we do so with ease But all we can say are the Enochian Keys We smoke hemp flower with burning whiskers And sniff candy crystals like whistling tricksters With a spark and a flame we sail to the skies Where the celestial energies meet our eyes The stars, oh the stars, they make us want to cry There is nothing like the nighttime to make us wonder why The moon, oh the moon, it puzzles us in style That a shining stone should tide in phases of denial We smile in communion with the sacred lunar crescent And the ocean of our love grows bright and effervescent Bolts of ether that burst from the atmosphere Linger from the storm that brought us here After a rupture in the grand campaign The room lights up with burning rain The fire roars and the the velvet is singed And Sha-La-La becomes Valentine-tinged I cry at the sight of this dame who is mine And anoint her with arrows dipped in wine My Valentine, I love her, and this comes from within And so for her I play the saxophone and the violin I find my Valentine a place to play And then Sha-La-La, she goes away She turns around, she is backward-faced And instead of returning she is thrice replaced Minerva, Madonna, Miranda, my pleasures From intricate temples of sacred treasures Descendants of ancient wayfaring Dravidians Instruments of divine energetic meridians Generators of eloquent nomenclature From onomatopoeic observations of nature Proverbial clusters of hazel shrouds And whispers into the catkin clouds The pounding rhythms endlessly share The puffs of pollen are filling the air But inward branches are eager to scrape Such that a nymph should dream to escape And so I cradle my Valentine And remember why I made her mine When I feel like less, she makes me feel like more When I ask her to undress, Sha-La-La is my whore In reaction, I rape her In dark fashion, I drape her To daze her, I defile her To raise her, I revile her For her radiance, I razzle For her decadence, I dazzle For dependence, I deprive For resplendence, I arrive With my regalia, I rule her With my dagger, I duel her To deny, I detach To rely, I relapse To be relinquent, I erase her To be delinquent, I debase her In indifference, I ditch her In irreverence, I enrich her To enrich her, I rock her To ditch her, I dock her To deprive her, I deter her T revive her, I reassure her For her radiance, I razzle For her decadence, I dazzle In deception, I detain In reception, I remain In reliance, I rule her In defiance, I duel her With dreadfulness, I dream her With ruthlessness, I ream her To retain her, I receive To detain her, I deceive To douse her, I drip her To arouse her, I rip her For her radiance, I razzle For her decadence, I dazzle In our dalliance, I adore In our romance, I roar I lean in close to take a bite And drink a sip of vampire’s delight She revels and rejoices at the sight And radiates resplendent light I lick her soft wound, she is mended I dress her in furs, she is splendid I feel the pearl in the fold of her furs The fire burns, Sha-La-La purrs From a distant string, I hear a ring From the resonant ring, I hear a ding In her cutest voice, she begins to sing: “I think you are the greatest thing!”