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Mr. Holland

Among his many great contributions to human history, Mr. Holland is most known for his invention of mechanical pencils, palm trees, and for his contributions in the field of putt-putt. Before Mr. Holland was around, students had to actually get out of their desks to sharpen their pencils rather than simply clicking the pencil so that more lead magically appeared. And yes, he really did invent palm trees. But I'm not telling you how. Finally, Mr. Holland is well versed in the world of putt-putt. In fact, he currently holds seven major world championships in various countries. Tiger Woods often calls Mr. Holland for tips.

Accomplishments Mr. Holland has turned many students lives around during his time as a teacher. Considered a genius by many, Mr. Holland is also well respected for donating his time to teach knuckleheads how to stop being so...knuckleheady. Though his teaching record is amazing, he has had some obstacles that he still needs to overcome, namely his poor handwriting on the marker board. But who reads that stuff anyway?

Criticism Some claim that Mr. Holland is "too awesome." And that although he is a great role model for young people, many might think that they can never quite live up to his supreme standards. Those who share this criticism about Mr. Holland are most often referred to as "well-meaning dorks that nobody listens to anyway."

Further Reading To learn more about Mr. Holland consult the World Book Encyclopedia, the United States Constitution, or Sports Illustated (volume 346, the putt-putt season preview edition).