User:Ink Pudding

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 * To the Looking-Glass world it was Alice that said
 * "I've a sceptre in hand, I've a crown on my head.
 * Let the Looking-Glass creatures, whatever they be
 * Come dine with the Red Queen, the White Queen and Me!"

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 * Then fill up the glasses as quick as you can,
 * And sprinkle the table with buttons and bran:
 * Put cats in the coffee, and mice in the tea--
 * And welcome Queen Alice with thirty-times-three!

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 * "O Looking-Glass creatures," quoth Alice, "draw near!
 * 'Tis an honour to see me, a favour to hear:
 * 'Tis a privilege high to have dinner and tea
 * Along with the Red Queen, the White Queen, and Me!"

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 * Then fill up the glasses with treacle and ink,
 * Or anything else that is pleasant to drink:
 * Mix sand with the cider, and wool with the wine--
 * And welcome Queen Alice with ninety-times-nine!