User:Inlovewithsuzie

Date Of Birth - 9th of June 1953 Place of residents - London Occupation - Jobless muppet Hobbies - Smoking, standing in the alley, gambling, watching tv, going to the pub, keeping fit, thinkin about suzie. Marital status - Hopfully arranged Favourite quote - Im not lazy, i just enjoy doing nothing! you guys are dicks! Achievements - Pending

EARLY LIFE Amar Kakkad created history when he became the first ever baby to be born as a result of a horific scientific experiment on the 9th of june 1953, details of this experiment are highly classified and cannot be accessed. As a result of being born outside the womb he suffers with severe fatigue and crabs. After a fairly ordinary childhood he suprised himself and his pet stone 'roddy' when he earnt a scholarship to continue his secondary education at St Andrews, he later progressed middlesex university. While at Middlesex university he was caught up in a sex scandel with 14 year,