User:Insanesam20

Sup I'm Sam Rutledge and this is my life I want to write about it before I die. Well I was adopted by Emily and Will Rutledge in Mongolia. They sign like 50 papers in Mongolia. It took awhile for them to adopt me so they stayed in Mongolia for a while and when they adopted me they flew me home. I was a curious kid. My first word was "LaLa". We moved to Iowa and bought a house it was nice but my brother said it was haunted my mom says it was real. We had a ball pit. I learned I had a brother named "Max". He's nice often. Okay so my mom was pregnant and we needed more room so we moved to a new house and when we were done unpacking a couple days later I had a new baby sister named "Maya". Maya isn't the sharpest knife out there but she was okay. So one day my mom was hearing voices of a little kid crying and It wasn't us so my mom went to our backyard neighbors the Carpenters and luckily there dad was a our pastor for church and he said "some thing is strange here" so he blessed the house and she never heard a voice again. I went to preschool for a while and met some friends I will mention in a while. I had to leave that one and go to a church one then left that one and went to the other one the rest of the time. Then I went to kindergarten at Carey school and met a lot of friends. Okay it's taking to long. Ah yes fourth grade the best. In fourth grade every mans dream is to get chased by girls I got chased by them a lot(dream). I also play the ghost of Christmas future. I also played Jim brown In a play. We also went to backbone national park and we went in a cave were there were bats and someone scraped there back on the wall then we went to a trout stream and were not supposed to get our whole bodys wet but Everyone pretty much pretended it was a accident then we had a hike on the devils backbone. We then went back to the camp and did a talent show I did a banjo. Then we went on a night hike after that we ate s'mores and head to bed. I left the window unzipped and my shirt off I woke up the next day with girls staring through the window. I knew that would happen though. I got up and went to take a shower when I got back I ate 27 powdered donuts and had a sugar rush then we left and I was fast asleep. Now to 5th grade. On valentines I had a sugar rush like none other I had 4 fun dips I poured the sugar in mouth and didn't eat the stick. Yeah I was crazy. Finally yesterday I got kicked out of chorus I ticked Mr. Hansen off so bad he sent me to my class room.

Chapter 2 Well yesterday I got a new phone case it's the bomb. What I didn't know was that I have it in my pocket and I'm in school yah. Man I hate homework but Its almost done and I just did the Harlem Shake WOOH. I AWESOME. I'm energetic I may destroy this book. Okay I'm Kool I'm better and I'm back. I had to choose a character and I was the first person to choose I chose Bela Lugosi aka Dracula. Tomorrow I have to dress like a vampire. I got It covered like a boss. Also I didn't get kicked out of chorus I just couldn't come to chorus that day. Today I got the laughs I had a mini white board and I wrote on it "this is a white board". It's gonna be awesome I'm gonna wear a white dress shirt,white make-up,mascara,and my hairs gonna be like this:

Yep it is gonna turn out bad. I'm gonna take a pic of me when I'm dressed up. I got 28 laps in the 10 min run and 16 pull-ups, 47 sit ups in 1 min, 37 in the sit and reach,  and 9.7 in the shuttle run. I got muscles of steel like iron man. Without the chest piece. But also I really want to see the new Thor,iron man,star trek, and Captain America. Oh yeah and catching fire. Well I was sick on Friday I missed the party and hat day I was gonna be a bird. I was like fired up for cuddle with someone someone.

Chapter 3 Well I may see scary movie 5 next Friday but I'm broke I need to find or sell something quick. I'm about to go to recess all bored and I have to pay back a old women. I have two dogs one named "Kiwi". She is my mom's and another named "jack". I'm awesome. I hate math. I am the president of my room. I can be like " yo you over there go take a dang nap son or you dead. But I never said I was a good president I just said I am. I just walked in my room and looked at Max and had a presidential press debate. It was the road to 50 states. I won all of them accept Minnesota. So I'm president.

Chapter 4 I read this awesome book called Ghostopolis. Now I'm watching Tosh.O. I was planning on a party and it was gonna be on Friday but only one person is showing up. We were gonna order pizza and have music but don't think o. I also see Chase. I got a song in my head called feel again. Also the harlem shake. It's catchy. I'm gonna miss WAC. I have a doctors appointment. Well Harlee is going home cause she ran into a moron, I know the guy he's a idiot. I just wish I was the person who got hurt. I'm that kind of guy who is the most likely to work for green peace or be a veterinarian. I love animals I started crying after my pet worm died. I had 3 gold fish and a parakeet. Bad times. I wanted to go vegan after going to a meat locker sad but true. I have chorus in a couple minutes but I don't want to go for some reason. Like always is I hate chorus I signed up just to be in the musical.

Chapter 5 Today at lunch I cut by tongue okay " Jentry shoots...SWISH..he makes it throws it to sam..Ethan Flege make it throws to Chase...Sam shoots...misses...Chase tries...no good...Sam jumps and oh Chase accidentally elbows his chin and ladies and gentlemen it's bleeding all over the place"! Yep it felt weird. I've been making this for about a week now yep. I had a chorus concert it sucked. I went home and made a new youtube vid. I updated my Pinterest,Facebook,Tumblur,Instagram, and Youtube. I awesome. I made a couple new vids. I also watched some minecraft. I have to go to church when I don't even feel good. I don't get why? I want to make a minecraft video. Wait I have to go and finish it on Monday morning at school. I started ancestry I found out nothing about my Mongolian parents. It sucks but I need all the birthdays right for it to work so the case is not closed. Maya had a soccer game but lost again so her record is 0-2. Sad but true. One year in football my team was 12-0-1. Then the others were 9-4 and 1-5. Yep I'm officially a athlete. I've played karate,baseball,flag football,tackle football 3 times,wrestling,and gymnastics. I think my brother stubbed his toe. He just started swearing and said not again. I can't believe 7 pages already. I got a camera and made a video once but I turned different colors on youtube. My sister is annoying. Wait I don't need to go to church cause I don't feel good. I just failed I did a back flip with a twist and landed on my face. Nobody knows me at video games cause if you challenge the almighty geeky sam,then you messed up. When you look at my score then yours you will cry like you just ran the Boston marathon. Page 8 awesome.

Chapter 6

I hate music class all you do is blast into a recorder it's just stupid. P.e is awesome. I can't wait to run said Jentry. I just watched another skydoesminecraft and now I hate squids. I'm part of skyarmy. So I put money in my sisters water bottle and she drank out of it and was like wha? So yeah. Okay I want to make me's life 2. But no I'm not Done. Okay shutouts to the dudes out there. WOOH! I put my phone on the back of my dads truck and drove. I am a minecraft freak I keep watching minecraft videos. It's addicting. I am almost to chapter 10 and then I can make the SEQUEL!

Chapter 7 I hate the number 7!

Chapter 8 Ughhhh I want to get to the good part.

Chapter 9

Yes finally I get to tell I'm making a new youtube channel called "InsaneSam20". It's gonna be epic TEEHEE. I am also gonna be a page on Facebook I'm gonna make called "DeluxeInsane". I'm gonna be doing skateboard tricks,minecraft,tricks,updates,funny videos,and Me. So subscribe,like, and comment. I am also on Pinterest,tumblur,Instagram, and Google+. I am this year doing karate and soccer.

Chapter 10 I made it to chapter 10! Thank you for taking time to read this book I will be featuring it in a youtube video. I will be writing another I will let my viewers on Facebook decide. I will mention some friend that i talked about in the book. Chase Carpenter's dad's dad was the pastor. In Carey I met Jentry,Sammi, Britney,Jordan,Tyler,Colin,Evan, and many others I will mention In my other one. I met Ben in preschool. I also met Jeremy,Caleb,Harlee,Noah,Katlyen,Isabell,Celina,Jenna, and Liberty.