User:InterCity Executive

In late 1973, InterCity Exec's father and mother had "relations". This eventually resulted in ICE (get it?) being born at an early age. His early years were very productive, as he learned to read and write and, more recently, not get food in his hair.

Apart from strumming his accoustic guitar and pretending to be very well read by occasonally dropping into conversations facts that he has just read on Wikipedia, ICE is a bit of a dissapointment to his mother, if the truth be known.

But ain't life great?

Yee-Haa!