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International Intern Day

October 16

On this day in 1923 the first intern was born. They are a proud people. More salmon are killed per year by interns than interns killed by salmon.

On this day an intern is allowed to do as he pleases, including going home at 1pm. If intern day falls on a Monday, the person who he is interning for is obligated to buy him cake on the following Wednesday.

Interesting facts Approximately 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year. No matter how many sea lions are killed each year by interns, it never seems like enough. Interns make up to 80% of the worlds intern population.