User:Into The Fray/Things your mother never told you about Wikipedia


 * 1) "Anyone can edit Wikipedia."
 * 2) "Remember to sign your name with four tildes when going out into the snow."
 * 3) "Wikipedia is to cyber vandalism as the west side of the Berlin Wall was to graffiti."
 * 4) "No, really, anyone can edit Wikipedia."
 * 5) "Big kids don't play with sockpuppets, but they do play in sandboxes."
 * 6) "Remember to be WP:CIV and always WP:AGF when playing with other WP:EDIANS."
 * 7) "And if Johnny was going to throw himself off a bridge, does that mean you should do it too?"
 * 8) "If you're going to live under this roof, you're going to obey my rules."
 * 9) "If you can't play nice with others, you're gonna get grounded."
 * 10) "Don't make me call your father."
 * ", go to your room this instant!"
 * 1) "No running with pointy objects!"
 * 2) "Don't shove BEANS up your nose!"
 * 3) "It Does Not Matter if Jimbo keeps his beard. Really, It DOES NOT."

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