User:InvadingInvader/Florida Man

FLORIDA MAN BLOCKED FROM WIKIPEDIA AFTER REVERTING TOO MANY NEUTRAL AND RELIABLY SOURCED EDITS
A Florida man has been permanently blocked from Wikipedia for consistently reverting neutral edits on the online encyclopedia.

Hillsborough County resident Example Exampleton's Wikipedia account "I love Florida 101" has been in the news as of recent due to a wide range of activities, including inserting lewd images on articles dedicated to math, making legal threats and encouraging others to do the same, frequently undoing good faith edits (known on Wikipedia as "Edit Warring"), and threatening to climb the Reichstag building in Germany dressed as Spider-man.

Hillsborough County police chief Fictitious Sheriff has stated that Exampleton's behavior has been reckless and harmed millions of school users across the world by exposing them to lewd photos and horrifingly-accurate drawings of Spider-man climbing various structures, not only the Reichstag but also the Salesforce Tower in San Francisco.

Exampleton has been charged for disturbing the peace. He is due in court on Wednesday, January 25, 2023.

Judge Fake Arbitrator, in an unprecedented move, has stated that this is an egregious violation of Tampa city code. Arbitrator has recently sentenced another Hillsborough county man, Sammy Sockpuppet, for removing Miss Piggy's portrait from her Wikipedia article and replacing it with Liz Cheney.

Jimbo Wales, the founder of Wikipedia, commented that "Exampleton's conduct is vehemently against Wikipedia standards, and we're gonna revert his ass if he ever comes back".