User:Invertzoo/Gastropods Project commercial ideas

Project Gastropod ads?
Here is what the existing Wikipedia banner ads look like:

Our ads
To help publicize WikiProject Gastropods, I hope (with some help!) to be able to create one or two of these web-banner style advertisements, as explained here:

For instructions, read "How do you make those ads?" here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Miranda/96:FEW#How_do_you_make_those_ads.3F

Suggestions
I have not thought about what images to use yet, but here is a humorous idea for the text:


 * We're covered in slime!


 * We crawl on our bellies!


 * Come join us at Wiki Project Gastropods!
 * Click here for details.

And here's another humorous one:


 * Are you slower than a snail?


 * Are you lazier than a slug?


 * We'll still love you at WikiProject Gastropods!
 * Click here for details.

or we could say:


 * Do you love seashells?


 * Especially the beautiful spiral ones?


 * Join a group of people who also love gastropods.
 * Click here for details.

and another suggestion:


 * Do you SCUBA?


 * Do you photograph nudibranchs?


 * Share your info with WikiProject Gastropods.
 * Click here for details.