User:IrishJig890

IrishJig890 is a man by the name of Adam Regulinski. He is 5 foot 10 inches and lives with his parents. He is the sophomore class president and the freshmen class president last year. He plays lacrosse, wrestling, swimming and football. He enjoys lemonaid and his friend Ryan McLoone. One of his favorite activities is riding his bike into sun sets.

IrishJig890 is a Earthsynchrologist that does research on the number of pirates effecting the global temperatures. IrishJig890, Adam, has been researching this for over SIX MILLION YEARS! Based on his data, He predicts that if the number of pirates keep decreasing at this rate by summer of 2007 the world's global temperature will drop to around THIRTY BILLION DEGREES BELOW ZERO!

-beginning of life-

irishjig890 was born around the time of the Big Bang. He lived with his parents until he decided he should go and do something with his life. At age 4, Adam went to the North Pole to settle his dispuit with santa. Santa did not give him his TI-89 gold plated limited edition graphing calculater for christmas. This dispute soon heated up to a war known as World War II. Many historians believe that World War II was the beginning of a new breed of human kind. Recent researchers have found fossils of the TI-89 gold plated limited edition graphing calculators. After the war, IrishJig890 went on to be a student of Socrates, Hippocrates and Arostocrasies. Adam finally discovered how the human gene works after his reaserch on the internet. He then realized how he can create life.

Many historians speculate that IrishJig890 created life with his secret recipe, but the Flying Spaghetti Monster had stolen the recipe and created life before adam could start. Adam got really mad and he started a war, called World War I, with the FSM(Flying Spaghetti Monster). The War ended with the Tready of 1962, which divided Austira and Hungary and settle the dispute between them.

-Life Recipe-

1. get a large size cooking pot

2. fill the pot with about 4 gallons of water

3. add amino acids and basic elements of life, such as air, sun, and plants

4. bring the water to a rolling boil at around 583 degrees C

5. let sit for around 3-4 billion years

6. let it cool for 2 mins

7. volia!!!! Life

-High School adventure-

back when adam was in the school of eagles called godwin high school. adam the freshman class president, was elected by majority vote. in high school adam's favorite hobbies are fishing for ice in antarctica, blind tagging in school, tipping portapotties with his head, and eating spaghettios. another one of his favorite activities is riding a water ski with a golf club playing basketball. in mrs. hoen's art class adam was the perfect student.

-Fearless Leader- adam, the Fearless Leader, countinued his life after highschool as the ruler of the world

everyone bow their heads when they see any part of ADAM if you don't .... that is only if..... you don't... somethings bad will happend.... and you don't want to know what that something is..... and i don't know what that something is...... but that's not the point.... the point is that adam is our leader and guitar hero is amazing!

- life without adam-

during his second term in the roal office of irishjig890 codename: the black house

adam's worst enemy impeach him and he lost his powers even though that his powers are intangible

without adam the worldstarted to fall apart

adam's fall from power caused the black plague, small pox, stock market crash, the world wars and basically every thing that is bad

the world can not function without adam, the