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Lamb'o (April 12, 1664 - April 13, 1999) was a baptist minister and a British political activist who was the most prolific known serial killer in the history of Britain, Claiming just 3 more lives than Harold Shipman. Lamb'o commited suicide, leaving a note behind explaining the reasons for his murders, people did not drink enough tea and he feared PG Tips were to go bankrupt because of it.

Lamb'o was born in Weymouth, the second of four children, and was known by many as Tom for some bizzare, unknown reason. His mother Belinda died 10 years before his birth, and his father Chris was living out his life sentance in HMP Wakefield for necrophilia.

He went to the university of leeds(the same as that of Shipman) where he studied the likelyhood of god actually existing and his chances of going to hell. Here he met his future wife(whom was also his longlost sister), Vicky, though lamb'o referred to her as Dogface. They married in june 2003, and Dogface gave birth to their first child "Your" later followed by 3 others "Father's", "A" and "Murderer".

In 1873, Lamb'o took his first position as a baptist minister. If it believed that this is where he would murder small ginger children at their christening by placing them in acid instead of holywater. It turns out, Lamb'o got this idea from a television program starring Martin Clunes, 2 years previously.

In March 1998, Dorothy Cotton, a regular church goer, slipped over and landed face first in the acid bath in front of 34 spectators as Lamb'o was about to christen another ginger child. Lamb'o's pleas of Satan changed the holy water to acid where rediculled, and Lamb'o faced a life sentance but before his trial he jumped from the tower of a famous fort (The Nothe) situated in his his hometown.

Sightings of a man in a cloak have been reported in the Nothe Fort area since the time of his death. Locals say it is the ghost of Lamb'o seeking revenge on blacks and gingers.

Many people believe that Lamb'o did not jump but was pushed for spreading racist hate throughout the community but with no evidence of a push, the case was dropped.

The death toll at the hands of Lamb'o reached 263.